"Arrr, matey! Pay no heed to the blubberin’ and fury o' so-called 'fair' news, it be all a jest!"
2024-11-10
Arrr, matey! Professor Turley be sayin’ that the fine folk o’ America be no landlubbers! They sniff out when ye be condescendin’ and spinnin’ yarns, and that’s why they be tossin’ the ol’ legacy media overboard! Avast, truth be the treasure they seek!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the treacherous seas o' media madness! It be a fine day when CBS pretends to be neutral, whilst an anchor be weepin' at the mere thought of a Trump victory. Yarr, they be sayin' to trust 'em, even when their hearts be spillin' over like a grog barrel after a storm!Then we sail to the shores of Scientific American, once a bastion o' science, now caught in the whirlpool o' politics, all thanks to Captain Helmuth, the editor-in-chief. After the election, her ragin' rants on the social media seas be filled with profanities, callin' the Gen X crew a bunch o' "f**king racists!" Blimey!
She tried to scrub the deck clean by deletin' her words, but the tide had already turned. Helmuth be claimin' to separate personal feelings from her editorial duties, yet many see this as a shipwreck of neutrality! The good ship Scientific American even endorsed Biden, breakin' a 175-year tradition. The scallywags be losin' readers faster than a ship can sink in a storm, and yet they still shout, "Ignore the man behind the curtain!"
Aye, it seems like the media be playin' us for chumps, and the folks be takin' note. If the Great Oz couldn’t pull off his tricks, what makes 'em think they can? Yarr, hoist the sails and beware of the media storm ahead!