"Arrr! A crew of 25 cheeky monkeys be recaptured in South Carolina, leavin’ 18 to cause merry mayhem!"
2024-11-10
Arrr matey! A blunderin' landlubber left the monkey cage ajar! One crafty critter was snagged on Saturday, and a whole crew of 24 on Sunday! But beware, the rest be swingin’ free, plunderin’ bananas and makin’ mischief on the high seas! Avast, ye cheeky beasts!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of mischief and mayhem that’d put even the saltiest sea dog to shame! It be a fine day at the research center when one of the landlubber workers, bless his foolish heart, left the gate to the monkey enclosure wide open. And what did these cunning little scallywags do? They seized their chance faster than a seagull on a chip!On the fateful Saturday, one clever monkey was nabbed, but the rest of 'em, a whole crew of twenty-four, decided to make a grand escape on Sunday. Aye, they swarmed the yard like a fleet of ships on the horizon, leavin' chaos in their wake! They be swingin' from the rafters and causin' a ruckus fit for a pirate pub brawl!
Now, as I speak, the remaining rascals be livin' the dream, runnin’ wild and free like the wind, while the research workers be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ how to catch ‘em all. So raise yer tankards and toast to the great monkey escape! May they find a treasure or two before they be caught, and may the workers learn to lock the gates tight as a treasure chest! Arrr!