The Booty Report

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Arrr! New matey snagged a treasure of a touchdown, helpin' Pittsburgh best the scallywags known as the Commanders!

2024-11-10

Arrr matey! The Pittsburgh Steelers be havin’ a fresh catch in the wide receiver seas, one Mike Williams! He snagged a single pass in their victorious skirmish against them Washington Commanders, but ‘twas a mighty important one, aye! Even a scallywag knows one treasure be better than none!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' great deeds on the gridiron! Last week, our matey, Mike Williams, be but a humble No. 3 receiver for the New York Jets, but this week he donned the cape of a hero fer the Pittsburgh Steelers. Aye, they bested the Washington Commanders in a nail-biting battle, 28-27!

With but 2:22 left on the clock, our fearless captain, Russell Wilson, found Mike in the end zone for a glorious 32-yard touchdown! The sea of steel erupted as they took the lead! The Commanders, not to be outdone, tried their best to mount a final charge, but alas, they fell just a yard short of glory!

In a twist of fate, the Steelers, who had snatched Williams from the Jets, saw him make his one and only catch count! Aye, and it be not just him! George Pickens and Pat Freiermuth also plundered the field with their catches! So raise yer tankards high, for the Steelers be sailing smooth at 7-2 while the Commanders tumble to 7-3! Arrr!

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