Arrr! Jesus be sittin' atop heaps o' free game bits, surprised his latest treasure sails into a game in mere two hours!
2024-11-10
"Avast, ye scallywag! Ye be movin’ like a cannonball shot from Davy Jones’ own ship! Slow yer roll, lest ye find yerself a-swimmin’ with the fishies before ye can say ‘shiver me timbers!’"
Ahoy, matey! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the perils of goin' too fast, too quick, like a ship caught in a tempestuous squall! Aye, when ye sails be flappin' and yer compass spin 'round like a wheel o' fortune, ye best brace yerself! 'Tis a fine thing to sail swift, but beware the folly of a hasty sea dog!