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Arrr, Netanyahu be shoutin' at the scallywags in Amsterdam! Act now, or the madness'll sail to yer shores!

2024-11-10

Arrr! In the midst o' Europe’s tempestuous seas o' Jew-hatin', Amsterdam be the black spot where local scallywags set upon poor Israeli lads after a raucous footy duel. Aye, it be a right ruckus, enough to make Davy Jones chuckle!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the cobbled streets of Amsterdam, where a ruckus erupted like a cannon blast! The dastardly antisemitic scallywags took to the streets, and the Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, bellowed a mighty protest against this vile attack on the good people of Israel. "Nay," he cried, "we shan't let history’s dark shadows return to plague us!"

With a heart full of anger, he likened the recent ruckus to the infamous Kristallnacht, declaring that the foul intentions of these rabble-rousers threatened not just Israel but the very fabric of humanity! He urged all governments to hoist their sails and take action against such treachery, lest it spread like a plague across the seas.

In the midst of this storm, the good folk of the Chabad House in Amsterdam and a brave Druze lad named Melchem Assad rallied to protect their kin, thwarting the dark designs of the mob. Yet the city’s leaders seemed as useful as a ship without a compass, failing to arrest any of the miscreants.

As our tale unfolds, the King of the Netherlands himself lamented their failure to protect the Jewish community, echoing the cries of old. So heed this lesson, ye landlubbers: when the storm brews, it’s the brave who must rise to the occasion! Yarr!

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