Arrr, matey! The new Thunderbolts tale's got landlubbers thinkin' a scallywag meets Davy Jones' locker right quick!
2024-11-11
Arrr, be Taskmaster a cap'n lost at sea? Has the scallywag met Davy Jones, or be he merely takin' a wee nap in the hold? Avast, me hearties, let’s hoist the sails and find out before he walks the plank fer good!
But fret not, ye salty sea dogs! This be no time to hang up yer cutlasses. The Taskmaster be a crafty old sea captain, with more tricks up his sleeve than a pirate has gold in his chest. Even if the winds be blowin' harsh, me thinks the crew might just pull a rabbit from the ol' treasure chest. Aye, they've faced storms before and come through with naught but a wink and a jig!
So, what say ye? Is Taskmaster truly a goner, or be it just another tall tale spun by landlubbers lookin' to stir the pot? Whether it be a tempest or a mere squall, one thing's for certain: the laughter and camaraderie o' Taskmaster be as rich as a king's ransom. So raise yer tankards high and let us toast to the grand adventure that awaits, for this ol' sea dog ain't ready to be washed ashore just yet!