Arrr! The Haiti captain be tossed overboard by the council after but half a moon in command! Har har!
2024-11-11
Arrr, me hearties! The Prime Minister of Haiti be tossed overboard after but six moons in the captain's chair! A raucous council of scallywags gave 'im the boot, claimin’ it be a grand adventure! Avast, what a sight to see a leader walk the plank!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale o’ woe from the land o’ Haiti, where the winds o’ change have blown the Prime Minister Garry Conille off his ship after but six moons in office! A council o’ landlubbers, known as the transitionary council, hath put forth one Alix Didier Fils-Aimé, a savvy businessman, to take the wheel. But the seas be stormy, filled with political strife, gang violence, and a mess o’ leadership changes!Fils-Aimé, a former head o’ the Chamber o’ Commerce, be stepping into a treacherous role, as the council was formed just a few moons ago to restore calm after gangs took over the capital, Port Au Prince, like a band o’ scallywags plundering a treasure chest. The previous captain, Conille, found himself clashin’ with council members who be accused of demanding a hefty bribe of $750,000—talk about dirty dealings on the high seas!
As the UN and other forces try to lend a hand, Haiti remains in a perilous state, with more than 700,000 souls displaced and gang violence spreading like a plague. So hoist yer flags, me hearties, and let us hope fer calmer waters ahead in this lawless land!