The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The Trump crew be swashbucklers with mighty sway, handpickin’ his scallywags for the cabinet treasure, har har!

2024-11-11

Arrr! Me hearties! Susie Wiles and that scallywag Elon Musk be tossin' their thoughts like cannonballs as the president-elect crafts his crew for the grand adventure ahead. Let’s hope they don’t turn the ship into a leaky tub, or we’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye 'round as I spin ye a tale of a new captain of the ship, a president-elect ready to hoist the sails of his grand administration! Ye see, in this treacherous sea of politics, he be countin' on trusty aides like Susie Wiles, savvy as a sea cat, and advisors like that scallywag Elon Musk, who be dreamin' of colonizin' Mars faster than a pirate can down a tankard o' rum!

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