The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Trump be givin’ Elise Stefanik a fancy title as the Queen o’ the U.N. seas! Avast, what a crew!

2024-11-11

Arrr, in the grand scheme o' the high seas of politics, the new captain o' the ship has plucked a swashbucklin' mate from New York to hoist the Jolly Roger at the United Nations! Avast, let the rum flow and the debates be merry!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! In a tale most curious, the newly minted cap'n of the good ol' United States has made a grand decision, akin to choosing a fine ship to sail the tempestuous waters of diplomacy!

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