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Arrr! The colonies be plagued by a woolly doppelganger sheep smuggling shenanigan, matey! What be next, a cloned parrot?

2024-11-11

Arrr, matey! A landlubber from Montana be thinkin' he could clone a rare giant sheep, eh? Now the scallywags in charge be scratchin' their heads, tryin' to wrangle them wee woolly rebels! Blimey, what a ruckus on the high seas of sheepdom!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale as tall as a crow’s nest. In the wilds of Montana, where the grass be greener than a mermaid’s scales, a landlubber decided to play mad scientist. Aye, this rogue scoundrel took it upon himself to clone and breed a most endangered beast, the giant sheep, known to some as the woolly marauder of the mountains!

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