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Arrr, that scallywag of a QB be scornin’ his old crew fer cap’n' a defeat to them landlubbers from Indiana!

2024-11-11

Arrr, me hearties! John O'Korn, once captain o' the Wolverines, be givin' a hearty ribbin' to his scallywags fer bein' bested by them Hoosier rogues! Aye, those Indiana knaves be sailin' smooth, still undefeated on this treacherous sea o' sportin' battles!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a sorrowful day for the Michigan Wolverines, who found themselves bested by the Hoosiers of Indiana, 20-15! Aye, this loss struck harder than a cannonball to the hull!

John O’Korn, a former captain of the Wolverines' ship in 2016 and 2017, be takin' to the sea of social media to lament, "If ye be wonderin' how dire things be in Ann Arbor, even I was 2-0 against those scallywags!" He be callin' fer the crew to get their act together, sayin', "The players deserve better!" Yarr, he believes in Captain Sherrone Moore but thinks his crew be failin' him like a ship without a rudder!

The Wolverines, once ranked high at No. 9, be now flounderin' with a 5-5 record. With two games left, they need a win to sail into bowl eligibility. Last time they missed the bowl was when Brady Hoke was still at the helm in 2014! Aye, me mateys, this season be a rough voyage for the Wolverines, as they face their rivals, the Ohio State Buckeyes, who they haven't lost to since 2019. May fortune favor the bold, lest they walk the plank of disappointment!

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