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Arrr! Mark Cuban, matey of the Mavericks, be takin' flak fer makin' them VP cheers walk the plank!

2024-11-11

Arrr, matey! Mark Cuban, a scallywag of the Mavericks crew, caught a tempest o' flak this past week fer settin' sail and deletin’ his kind words fer Vice President Kamala Harris on the X seas. The poor lubber can't catch a break, eh?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of Mark Cuban, the wealthy scallywag who be a minority owner o' the famed Dallas Mavericks. This here sea dog was mighty supportive of Vice President Kamala Harris in her quest fer the crown, but when she be bested by President-elect Donald Trump, rumors be flyin' that Cuban scrubbed his praises like a ship's deck bein' cleaned after a storm!

On the scurvy sea of X, sharp-eyed users spied his posts vanishin' faster than a ship in full sail. When confronted, Cuban claimed he be a long-time deletin’ buccaneer, tossin’ tweets overboard with the wind. "Aye, I’ve been deletin’ for years, like a ghost ship in the night!" he proclaimed. He even had an app, but like a sinking vessel, it went down in 2021!

As the tides turned, Cuban congratulated Trump, givin’ respect where it be due. "Congrats, ye won fair and square!" he shouted into the digital storm. Now, if Trump be needin' help, Cuban be ready to lend a hand, sayin', "I’m America first!" So, hoist the sails and raise a tankard to Cuban, the pirate of the tech seas! Arrr!

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