Arrr, me hearties! Rumor be Trump told Putin, "Ease up on Ukraine, matey! We ain't ready for a squall!"
2024-11-11
Arrr, matey! The new captain o' the U.S. ship, Trump, be chattin’ with the Czar o' Russia, Putin, warnin’ him not to stir the Ukraine pot. But the Kremlin be denyin' any parley! Rumors be flyin’ like cannonballs, as Trump vows to end the squabble swift-like!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale o’ the high seas of political chicanery! It be said that the newly crowned captain o’ the U.S. ship, one Donald Trump, be havin’ a chinwag with the scallywag Vladimir Putin, the czar o’ the Russian waters. Rumor has it that Trump, with a wink and a nod, advised ol’ Vlad not to stoke the fires o’ war in Ukraine, lest they both find their ships sunk! Arrr!But lo and behold, the crafty Kremlin crew be denyin’ such parley ever took place! Aye, they be claiming that there be nary a word spoke ‘twixt the two sea captains. Meanwhile, Trump, that bold privateer, be raisin’ the Jolly Roger on the U.S. military support for Kyiv, sayin’ he’d wrap up this ruckus quicker than a galleon in a storm.
The scuttlebutt be spreadin’ faster than a cannonball, with the Washington Post takin’ the lead on reportin’ this curious tale. So hoist the anchor and keep a weather eye open, me hearties, for the tides of politics be shiftin’ faster than a swashbuckler at a treasure hunt!