The Booty Report

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Arrr! Helldivers 2 be shoutin' a mighty command: fix the Democracy Space Station 'fore them flying scallywags strike again!

2024-11-11

Avast, me hearties! In this wild sea of life, ‘tis wise to scurry like a scallywag! Delay be the devil’s play, so hoist yer sails and make haste, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank o' missed treasure! Arrr, speed be the name of the game!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this ol' sea dog's yarn about the perilous perils of haste! Aye, ye see, in the grand tapestry of the high seas, time be a fickle mistress, and to dawdle be to court disaster! When the winds be blowin' fierce and the rum be flowin' free, ye best be makin' haste like a scallywag settin' sail for treasure!

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