The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Destiny 2 be a right scallywag's mess—bugs abound, makin' me treasure hunt a jolly ol' misery!

2024-11-11

Arrr, matey! Weightgate be but a mere trifle on the stormy seas of Destiny 2’s troubles! A pittance, I say! There be bigger fish to fry, like the cursed loot and the endless grind, aye! Let’s hoist the sails and find treasure, not bicker over naught!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the farcical fracas known as Weightgate in the realm of Destiny 2. Aye, many a salty sea dog be flappin’ their gums about the weight of their in-game avatars, as if we be countin' the pounds of a ship's cargo instead of enjoyin’ the plunderin’ and pillagin’! Can ye believe it?

In truth, Weightgate be but a flimsy sail in a tempestuous sea of troubles. The real calamities be the bugs so pesky they could make a barnacle blush! Achievements slip through yer fingers like sand in an hourglass, and matchmaking be as reliable as a compass spun by a drunken sailor.

Let not the weight of yer character weigh heavy on yer hearts! Aye, the loot be scarce, the quests be duller than a rusty cutlass, and the game’s balance be as wobbly as a ship in a storm. Instead of fussin' over a few measly pounds, let us hoist the Jolly Roger and demand a more bounteous bounty!

So, raise yer tankards and toast to the true woes of Destiny 2, ‘cause Weightgate be naught but a drop in the ocean of chaos! Yarrr, may your adventures be grand, and may ye find treasure beyond measure—if the game allows it!

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