"Arrr, matey! Border Patrol scallywags be jubilant, their spirits flyin' higher than a crow's nest after Trump’s triumphant return!"
2024-11-11
Arrr, the spirits o' the Border Patrol be flyin' higher than a crow's nest after that scallywag Trump be elected! The union be shoutin' with glee, claimin' their morale be burstin' like a cannonball on the high seas! Avast, it’s a merry crew indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! The winds be blowin' fair fer the Border Patrol crew after the triumphant return of President-elect Trump, aye! The union's captain, Paul Perez, be crowin' that morale's risen high, like a Jolly Roger on a stout mast! Calls, texts, and messages be floodin' in from joyful agents, all eager to stay aboard instead of settin' sail into retirement’s murky waters.These brave souls, once ready to hang up their hats if Trump didn't claim victory, now be wantin' to serve under his command again, knowin' the seas be calmer with him in charge! They be spittin' mad 'bout the last crew's blunders, especially when false tales of whippin' migrants flew like cannonballs. But lo! With Trump back in the captain’s chair, the tide be turnin' for recruitin', with many eager sailors ready to join the fray!
Not only are the agents feelin' chipper 'bout catchin' scallywags, but they also fancy policies like the Remain in Mexico strategy, which be keepin' the seas safer from unwanted miscreants. Perez be dreamin' of a mightier border security plan, likin' it to a powerful ship, H.R. 2, robust enough to fend off the fiercest of threats. So hoist yer flags, me mateys! With Trump at the helm, the Border Patrol crew be ready to make the seas safe again! Arrr!