Arrr, Vance be tipin' his hat to Miller fer landin' a fine spot in the Trump ship's crew!
2024-11-11
Arrr, matey! Vice President-elect JD Vance be tiptoein’ on the high seas of congratulations to Stephen Miller, for the grand captain Trump be fixin’ to make him his right-hand scallywag o' policy! Aye, let the treasure of political mischief commence!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer the winds be blowin' tales o’ the high seas o’ politics! President-elect Trump be settin’ sail with a crew member, the scallywag Stephen Miller, takin’ the helm as deputy chief o’ staff fer policy. Aye, Vice President-elect JD Vance be raisin’ a toast to this fine pick on the social seas of X, callin' it a grand choice indeed!Miller, a seasoned sailor from Trump’s first voyage, be known fer his fierce musings on immigration, craftin’ speeches that’d make even the toughest sea dog shiver! Since Trump’s last sailin’, Miller’s been captaining the ship of America First Legal, takin’ on the Biden crew and other landlubbers on matters of speech and security.
At a grand rally, he rumbled o’er the troubles plaguin’ the good folk of this nation, lamentin’ the loss of jobs to distant shores and the dangers posed by rogues crossin’ the borders. He be claimin’ Trump be fightin’ fer the honor of yer kin, claimin’ a world where no ruffians dare to tread!
So, hoist the flags o’ controversy and prepare fer a tempestuous time ahead! Yarrr, this be a tale of swashbucklin’ politics fer the ages!