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Arrr! Taiwan be eyein’ a treasure o' $15 billion for defense, sendin' a hearty message to Trump, savvy?

2024-11-11

Arrr matey! Word on the high seas be that Taiwan be parleyin' with the Trump crew, seekin' a grand treasure of war ships to show the Captain Trump they ain't just swabs, but be serious about battlin' the Chinese scallywags! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo!

Arrr matey, gather 'round as we spin the yarn of Taiwan, a wee island that be thinkin' of hoardin' a treasure chest o' military might, worth a whopping $15 billion! Aye, they be sendin' a message to the landlubber Trump crew that they ain't afraid o' the mighty dragon known as China!

The officials from Taipei be chattin' in whispers with the new captain of the ship, though the whole crew be yet to be named. Rumor has it they be eyein' a grand Aegis-class destroyer, said to be the fiercest beast on the seven seas for defendin' against aerial marauders!

But that be not all! They be wantin' fancy gadgets like the E-2D Advanced Hawkeye, which be a game-changer in the battle realm. 'Tis like addin' cannon fire to a rowboat, I tell ye! And if the whispers be true, they be askin' for a fleet o' F-35 fighter jets and a battalion of Patriot missiles!

Yet, the Taiwanese officials be sayin' they ain't in no talks, just a bit o' chinwag 'bout military needs. Meanwhile, the dragon across the sea be eyein' to "reunify" with Taiwan by 2027. So, hoist the flags, me hearties, for the seas be stormy and the winds be blowin' fierce!

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