The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Democrats be hoistin' their flag in a fresh Louisiana cove, claimin' a seat to share their booty!

2024-11-11

Ahoy, mateys! Cleo Fields, that crafty scallywag o' Baton Rouge, snagged over half the booty in the vote, makin' a runoff as useless as a ship without a sail! Avast, victory be hers without a fight! Yarrr!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of the high seas of politics! In the fair land of Baton Rouge, where the gumbo flows like rum and the crawfish be plentiful, there be a political swashbuckler named Cleo Fields! Aye, this seasoned captain of the campaign ship has been sailing the stormy waters of politics for many a long year.

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