Arrr, Kirby Smart be callin' his scallywag player a daft landlubber fer dancin' with Ole Miss scallywags! Ha!
2024-11-11
Arrr, matey! Coach Kirby Smart be ponderin' the curious sight of young Jake Pope dancin' with the Ole Miss scallywags after takin' a whuppin'. Aye, 'tis a fine jest, that lad be celebratin' like he found a chest o' gold after walkin' the plank! Har har har!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round for a tale from the gridiron seas! In a ruckus that be more confounding than a pirate findin' a mermaid in a tavern, Ole Miss swabbed the deck with Georgia, givin' ‘em a 28-10 thrashin'! But lo and behold, the mischief didn't end there, for backup safety Jake Pope was caught celebratin' with the Rebels’ crew like a scallywag on shore leave after the battle.Georgia's captain, Coach Kirby Smart, be havin' a right fit over this folly, declarin', "What an idiot! Just stupid!" Aye, he later learned that Pope was just chattin' with a childhood mate from Buford, but it still didn’t look good on the high seas of social media.
Pope, feelin' as guilty as a pirate caught stealin' from his own crew, sent out a message, sayin' he be sorry for the confusion, claimin' it weren’t a celebration o' defeat but a joyous reunion with old mates. "I wouldn’t be celebratin' a loss, I swear it!" he exclaimed, hopin' to set sail on smoother waters for the rest of the season.
As the Bulldogs face the looming tempest of College Football Playoff elimination, they’d best tighten their sails, lest they be sunk by a third loss! Arrr, let the games continue!