Arrr! Jack Del Rio's set sail from the Wisconsin crew after a grog-fueled misadventure, says the cap'n!
2024-11-11
Arrr, mateys! Jack Del Rio be settin’ sail from the Wisconsin gridiron, said Captain Fickell on the morrow. Seems our scallywag got himself caught in a rum-soaked misadventure with the law last week. Aye, a fine way to earn a swift kick overboard!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend an ear to the tale of one Jack Del Rio, a salty sea dog who be leavin’ his post with the Wisconsin Badgers. After a night of rum and revelry, our matey found himself in a spot o' bother, bein’ arrested for steerin’ his vessel whilst under the influence! Aye, even the best buccaneers can sail into troubled waters!This old sea captain, aged 61, served as a senior adviser to the crew, but on a fateful morn in Madison, he crashed into a sign and fence, eventually comin’ to a halt in some poor swab’s yard. The coppers caught him lookin’ a bit wobbly on his sea legs, and he confessed to bein’ the captain of that wayward ship.
Coach Luke Fickell, the fearless leader of the Badgers, said Jack be takin’ responsibility for his misadventures and bowin’ out to allow the team to focus on their quest for glory. Del Rio, in his farewell, expressed gratitude to the crew and said it be best for him to sail away. No injuries were reported, but the shame be heavy as an anchor!
So, remember, ye landlubbers, even the mightiest of captains can find themselves in a tempest—best keep the tankards at bay while settin’ sail!