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Arrr! Rays' Wander Franco be caught in a storm, awaitin' trial fer misdeeds, nabbed after a ruckus with cutlasses!

2024-11-11

Arrr! In the murky waters of Tampa Bay, young scallywag Wander Franco found himself in a ruckus o' arms whilst awaitin' his day o' judgment fer some unsavory charges! Aye, the law be watchin' him close, and me thinks he be walkin' a perilous plank!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ye round fer a tale of mischief on the high seas o' baseball! Our scallywag, Wander Franco, an infielder fer the Tampa Bay Rays, found himself in a spot o' bother in the Dominican Republic, where he be awaitin' trial fer some serious allegations o' foul play. Aye, the lad got himself arrested in a ruckus over a fair lass, brandishin' weapons like a true buccaneer!

According to the local lawmen, in the dark of night, Franco was caught in a tangle with another lad over a woman’s affections, and they even seized two firearms, likely one bein' Franco's own! The details be as murky as a foggy night at sea, with no word on whether any souls were harmed, but the drama be thick in the air!

This 23-year-old swashbuckler has been on the sidelines since August 2023, missin' the whole 2024 season while bein' linked to serious charges involvin' a minor. His ship has been sailin' on a restricted list, and he’s keepin' his lips sealed, mumblin' only that "Everything is in God’s hands." With a fat treasure of an 11-year, $182 million contract in his chest, it seems ol’ Franco's troubles are far from over, as he readies for trial in December. Arrr, the life of a pirate be never dull!

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