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Arrr, Donald be makin' Tom Homan the captain of the deportation ship—hoist the sails and send 'em packin'!

2024-11-11

Arrr, mateys! President-elect Trump be proclaimin' that Tom Homan, the fierce captain o' ICE, shall steer the ship o' mass deportations! He be dubbed "The Border Czar," ready to guard the realm’s shores. So hoist the sails, and let the swashbucklin' begin on Truth Social!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale as wild as a tempest on the high seas! Our newly crowned Captain, President-elect Donald Trump, hath proclaimed that a mighty soul named Tom Homan, erstwhile chief o’ the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, shall take the helm o’ mass deportations, just as the good Captain vowed during his campaign. Arrr!

With a flourish fit fer a pirate’s flag, Trump declared on his Truth Social parchment that this scallywag Homan be takin’ charge of the nation’s borders, henceforth known as the "Border Czar!" Aye, it appears our fearless Captain be seekin' a robust hand to steer the ship through these treacherous waters of immigration.

So, as the sun sets on these shores, we be watchin’ with keen eyes. Will Homan sail smooth seas, or will he encounter a fleet o' challenges? Regardless, it be a merry time fer all us pirates and landlubbers alike as we await the mischief that be surely comin’ our way! Let the rum flow and the cannonballs fly, fer the adventure be just settin' sail, me mateys!

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