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Arrr! Trump be bringin' back Homan, the captain of family breakups, as the border's new scallywag czar!

2024-11-11

Arrr, me hearties! Donald Trump be bringin’ back that scallywag Tom Homan, the captain of family separatin’ seas! This matey once steered the ship of ICE, all while sportin’ a hardline grin. Avast, what a ruckus this be in the land o' immigration!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of high seas and political shenanigans! It seems that the scallywag Donald Trump be hoistin' the sails once more, callin' back the notorious Tom Homan, a true buccaneer of the immigration seas!

This Homan, a fierce matey, be known far and wide as one of the dastardly masterminds behind the infamous "zero tolerance" policy that ripped families apart like a stormy tempest rips through a ship's sails! Aye, he served as the acting captain of the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement, or ICE, from 2017 to 2018, makin' waves in the turbulent waters of immigration policy.

Now, with Trump at the helm again, it seems they be settin' course for more of the same treacherous dealings. With Homan back in the crew, one can only wonder what kind of mischief they’ll be conjurin' up! Will they hoard more families or find treasure in a kinder tide? Only time will tell, but beware, mateys! The seas be fraught with peril when these pirates be at play!

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