"Arrr! Border scallywags be feelin' high seas jolly after Trump’s win, ready to catch the rascally knaves!"
2024-11-11
Arrr, matey! The border lads be hoistin' their spirits high like a Jolly Roger after Captain Trump snagged the treasure of victory! It seems the agents be feelin' as chipper as a parrot on a sunny day! Avast, let the rum flow and the laughter roll!
Arrr, mateys! The winds of change be blowin' fierce among the scallywags at the border, what with the election of President-elect Donald Trump, who be makin' border security his treasure map’s X! After years of lettin' in a hoard o' landlubbers, the border guards be feelin' their spirits liftin' like a Jolly Roger on a fair day!Trump be plannin' to bolster the southern fence and send a fleet of scallywags to deport those who be trespassin’ without permission! He’s appointed Tom Homan, the former captain of ICE, to steer the ship as “border czar” in his next voyage. Homan be likin’ the idea of mass deportations, sayin’ families can be sent packin’ together, like a merry crew on a ship!
With illegal crossings hittin' the high seas, the agents be sayin’ it’s like night and day now. Morale be higher than a crow’s nest! They be dancin’ jigs and givin' cheers, ready to tackle the bad fishes that threaten their waters. Some be even holdin' off their retirements, wantin' to serve under Trump’s command again. So hoist the sails, me hearties, for a grand adventure lies ahead in the world of borders, where the sun be shinin’ bright once more!