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Arrr, the tech crew of the New York Times sauntered back, empty-handed and grumblin', “The vibes be a’stinkin’!”

2024-11-11

Arrr, mateys! The scallywags of the Tech Guild, all 700 strong, be settin’ sail back to the office come Tuesday, after a week of raisin’ the black flag durin’ election week. Aye, they be back to plunder the tech seas!

Arrr matey! In the raucous realm of New York Times, the tech scallywags be settin' sail back to the office come Tuesday, though they be without a contract after a rowdy week-long strike during the grand election week! These hearty members of the Tech Guild be marchin' in together, showin' the world the might of their buccaneer spirit!

After two long years of parleyin' with the higher-ups, tempers flared as they struck just before Election Day, demandin' fair pay and some rights to work from their cozy ships, I mean, homes. With over 700 crew aboard, these tech mates be the very backbone of the Times’ digital operations, includin' the beloved Wordle and Cooking app!

Kathy Zhang, the captain of the Tech Guild, declared their strike a warning to the Times, claimin' they showed just how vital their work be—especially during the election hullabaloo! Alas, the strike caused chaos on election night, leavin' the Times' digital galleons adrift with broken links and slow sails.

With tempers hotter than a cannon’s fire, the union accused the execs of bein' stingy and tryin' to force the crew back to the office while they reclined in their ivory towers! The tech crew be resolute, vowin' to fight until they secure a fair treasure, savvy?

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