Arrr, Gavin be settin' sail to parley with Biden, vowin' to guard California’s treasure from the Trump tide!
2024-11-11
Arrr, matey! Governor Newsom be settin' sail to the D.C. seas to parley with Captain Biden. He be summonin' a special crew to fortify California's treasure o' progressive ways against that scurvy dog Trump! Avast, let the political shenanigans commence!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer news from the Golden State! Governor Gavin Newsom, a scallywag o' the Democratic seas, be settin' sail to Washington, D.C. this week to parley with President Biden. He’s callin' upon the landlubbers in the state legislature for a special session to “Trump-Proof” his precious policies, lest they be blown away by the winds of change from the former captain of the ship, Donald Trump!Newsom’s crew be claimin' the governor aims to secure funds for disasters, improve healthcare, and tackle climate woes, all while givin' a hearty "yarrr" to civil rights and reproductive freedom. Newsom be at odds with Trump, sayin' California be ready to hoist the colors and fight against any scurvy attacks on their values. This be followin' a time when over a hundred lawsuits were hurled at the Trump ship during his first term!
Now, as Newsom readies his legal cannons for a special session, Trump be chimin' in from his own crow’s nest, claimin' Newsom's “Trump-Proof” talk be a scheme to sink California’s greatness. So, let’s raise a tankard to this political brawl as these two pirates of the political seas chart their courses through treacherous waters!