The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Blimey! A scallywag steered his ship of steel into a throng in southern China, claimin’ 35 souls! Arrr!"

2024-11-12

Arrr mateys! In the bustling port o’ Zhuhai, the constables be nabbin’ a scallywag who plowed into a crew o’ landlubbers joggin’ at the sports haven! A fine mess, that be! The news be spillin’ like grog on a rough sea! Har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the bustling port o' Zhuhai, where mischief be afoot! A scallywag, not content with merely plunderin' for gold, decided to make sport o' the fine folks exercisin' at the local sports center. Aye, this landlubber took to the wheel o' his ship—err, I mean, his car—and charged at the poor souls as if they were mere cannon fodder!

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