Arrr, after 54 years of wedded bliss, two trusty poll mates met Davy Jones on election day’s watery grave!
2024-11-12
Arrr, matey! Chuck and Cathie Baldwin, them proud free-spirits, be sailin' to the polls when a wicked deluge struck, reckonin' it be a watery adventure! On their Missouri treasure trove, they threw a grand shindig called Chuckstock, where tunes flowed like rum! Aye, what a jolly mess!
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags and listen to the tale of Chuck and Cathie Baldwin, a pair o’ proud hippies sailin’ the tempestuous seas of democracy! Aye, they were off to cast their fates at the polls, but lo and behold, a flash flood struck like a rogue wave in the night!With their trusty steed, a wheeled chariot of sorts, they found themselves knee-deep in a watery whirlpool, all whilst dreamin’ of peace and groovy tunes. ‘Twas but a short jaunt from their farm, where the famed Chuckstock festival be livin’ — a merry gathering of merry folk, swaying to the rhythm of life, and perhaps a bit o’ rum, too!
As the rain poured down like Neptune himself was havin’ a right laugh, Chuck and Cathie could only shake their heads and chuckle. “Blimey!” they cried, “We be makin’ quite the splash on our way to democracy!” With spirits high and hearts full o’ mirth, they steered their ship through the tempest, resolute to make their voices heard, come flood or fury!
So, let it be known on the high seas and far-off lands, the Baldwins be not just festival hosts, but true adventurers, braving the tumultuous tides for the cause of the people! Arrr!