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Arrr, former gridiron matey Chad Kelly be sportin’ a leg wound so frightful, even his shipmates can’t bear to glance!

2024-11-11

Arrr, matey! Chad Kelly, once a swabbin’ the NFL seas, now sailin’ in the CFL, met with a leg injury so foul even his shipmates turned tail! It was a sight that could scare a kraken, right ‘n the thick of playoff treasure huntin'! Aye, the poor lad!

Arrr mateys, gather ye round to hear the tale of the notorious Chad Kelly, once a brave quarterback for the Toronto Argonauts. In a fierce battle against the Montreal Alouettes, our lad suffered a frightful leg injury that made even the toughest sea-dogs turn their gaze! Yarr, twas a sight to behold as his leg buckled like a ship in a storm, leaving him clutchin' it as if 'twas a treasure chest bein’ raided by scallywags.

As the game raged on, Kelly’s mates were struck by a wave of despair, one even crumblin’ to the deck in shock! Alas, our valiant Kelly couldn’t continue his quest—the poor lad was left with a broken tibia and fibula, like a shipwrecked sailor washed ashore. But hold yer hats! The Argonauts sailed on, claiming victory over the Alouettes, 30-28, and secured a spot in the Grey Cup final!

In a heartfelt missive, Kelly thanked the fine doctors of Montreal and his loyal crew, expressin' gratitude for their support. Though he be sidelined for a spell, he be confident his team will hoist that cup and bring glory to the ship! So let’s raise a tankard to our brave quarterback; may he mend swiftly and return to the plunder! Arrr!

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