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Arrr, matey! Prada be craftin' a stellar suit for NASA—lookin' fine while ye blast off to Davy Jones' locker!

2024-11-12

Arrr, mateys! Kurt “CyberGuy” Knutsson be spillin' the beans on Axiom Space and fancy pants Prada joinin' forces to craft a stellar getup for NASA's Artemis III! I reckon even the stars be jealous of them duds! Avast, fashion meets the final frontier!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of fashion and space, where Axiom Space, a savvy crew o' engineers, be settin' sail with the fine folk of Prada, the Italian luxury brand, to craft a next-gen spacesuit for NASA’s Artemis quest! Aye, ye heard it right—spacesuits be havin' style now, as they aim to merge high fashion with the wonders of engineering!

After usin' the same ol' suits since the days of yore (1982, to be precise), NASA be shellin' out a mighty $228 million to Axiom for a modern Apollo suit. Thus, the AxEMU, or Axiom Extravehicular Mobility Unit, was born! This be no ordinary suit, me mates—it fits 99% of the crew, be made of durable materials, and allows fer more mobility than a drunken sailor!

During a grand reveal in Milan, Axiom and Prada proclaimed their joint venture, with Axiom's Russell Ralston shoutin’ about a new era in space exploration, and Prada's Lorenzo Bertelli braggin' 'bout pushin' limits. So brace yerselves, for this be just the start o' fashion in the great beyond! Who knew lookin' good could save yer life on the Moon? Arrr, the future be bright, and it be wearin' Prada!

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