The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, Bernie be makin' off with the booty, I tell ye! Aye, he’d have claimed the treasure, no doubt!"

2024-11-12

Arrr, matey! Every time the Dems be takin' a tumble, the scallywags be askin’, “Would Bernie have claimed the booty?” After Hillary’s grand flop to that scurvy dog Trump, the rabble be shoutin' that their bold captain could’ve navigated to victory where she floundered like a fish outta water!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I’ll spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious case o' Bernie and the grand hullabaloo that be brewin’ in the Democratic waters! Every time them Democrats take a tumble, ye can bet yer doubloons there be a raucous debate on the high seas of politics: “Would Bernie have claimed the treasure?” Aye, it all started aft the shocking defeat o' one Hillary Clinton, when the salty dogs o' the left clamored that their hero, Bernie, would’ve sailed to victory where she floundered like a fish outta water!

The tale goes that them lefty scallywags believed that Trump’s wild antics and jests would’ve been no match for ol’ Bernie’s righteous cause. They beckoned, “Avast! A fairer captain at the helm would’ve surely steered the ship to triumph!” But alas, this debate be as old as a barnacle-encrusted ship! Every time the Democrats face the crushing weight of defeat, out pops the question like a pesky kraken: “What if Bernie had taken the wheel?”

So here we be, caught in the stormy seas of speculation, pondering if Bernie could’ve outsmarted Captain Trump and his motley crew. Yet, as the winds howl and the waves crash, we’ll never truly know if our beloved Bernie would’ve hoisted the Jolly Roger high in victory!

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