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Arrr! Trump be thinkin' of pickin' Governor Noem to guard the homeland, savvy? A fine choice for a landlubber!

2024-11-12

Arrr, matey! It be rumored that Captain Trump be eyein’ South Dakota’s fair Governor Noem to guard the homeland. Aye, she be a prime matey for his ship o' state since twenty-nineteen. Avast, the winds o' politics be blowin’ mighty strange, I say!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale to spin from the high seas of politics! It be said that the President-elect, a certain scallywag by the name of Donald Trump, be settin' his sights on South Dakota's fair governor, Kristi Noem, to take the helm as Homeland Security secretary!

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