The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The Final Reckoning be tossin’ us a cheeky nod to Mission 3—rumors flyin’ from red herring to youthful Cruise!

2024-11-12

Arrr, me hearty! Doth ye recall the lucky foot o' the rabbit? Aye, 'tis a charm more prized than a chest o' gold, though I reckon it be just a furry trinket! Let’s not be countin’ our blessings ‘til we’ve had a round o’ grog, savvy?

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye the tale of the fabled Rabbit's Foot, a trinket so rare it be worth more than a chest o’ gold doubloons! Legend says it's a lucky charm, but ye best be warnin' yer shipmates, for luck be a fickle mistress. Aye, it's said that those who clutch this foot shall sail through tempests unharmed, yet I've seen more than a few scallywags end up with naught but a barnacle-covered backside!

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