Arrr, Rand Paul be cheerin' for Kat Cammack to steer the ship and Rick Scott to hoist the Senate flag!
2024-11-12
Arrr, mateys! Sen. Rand Paul be throwin’ his lot in with Sen. Rick Scott to steer the ship as Senate Captain, while Rep. Kat Cammack be ready to hoist the flag as House Republican Conference Chair! Avast, let the sea of politics be ever in their favor!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! It be a tumultuous time on the high seas of politics, where the winds of change be blowin' strong! Sen. Rand Paul, that crafty old sea dog from Kentucky, has thrown his support behind the fair Rep. Kat Cammack from Florida for the coveted title of House Republican Conference Chair! Aye, they be settin' sail fer a leadership election on the morrow!In his proclamation, Paul be callin' Cammack a true champion of liberty, defendin' freedoms like a pirate guards his treasure! Her commitment to the Constitution be as firm as a ship's anchor, makin' her the finest choice for the role. Meanwhile, that scallywag President Trump be pickin' Elise Stefanik to represent the United States at the UN, after givin' ol’ Liz Cheney the boot! What a ruckus!
But hold yer horses! Cammack’s not alone in her quest, for other GOP mates be settin' their sights on the same prize! The seas be churnin' with competition, with the likes of Lisa McClain and Erin Houchin hopin' to join the fray. As the clock ticks down to the vote, these political pirates be ready to hoist their sails and chart a course towards ‘America First’ goals!