Arrr! John Thune be haul’n in two more treasures o' endorsements in the GOP scallywag battle for McConnell's crown!
2024-11-12
Arrr! The cunning Senate scallywag has snagged yet another hearty endorsement in his quest to plunder the title of Republican captain from old Mitch McConnell. Raise the flag, me hearties, for this deckhand be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger of leadership! Yo ho ho!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! It be news from the political seas! The gallant Senate Minority Whip, John Thune of South Dakota, be clamin' two hearty endorsements from his fellow shipmates, Senators Cramer and Hoeven from the fine land of North Dakota, as he sets sail for the leader's post!With a secret ballot on the horizon, Cramer be declarin', "I be castin' me first vote for Thune!" Aye, the lad has a trustin' heart, sayin', "Thune's never lied to me," which be a rare treasure in politics, I say! But don’t be thinkin’ he’s made enemies; he swears all hands on deck be good mates!
As Thune battles it out against Cornyn and Scott, the stakes be high as they vie to replace the long-serving commander, Mitch McConnell. Cramer, bless his boots, reminisces about their childhood days, and how all four Dakota senators be rallyin’ behind Thune like a fine crew in a storm!
Yet, the storm be brewin’ with Trump’s crew endorsin’ Scott! Cramer be sayin’ everyone has their opinions, but he be standin’ strong. So hoist the sails and prepare for a second secret ballot, for the winds of change be blowin’! Arrr!