Arrr, matey! The U.S. be lettin' scallywags chat with banned buccaneers! A fine jolly jape, indeed!
2024-11-12
Arrr, me hearties! The Treasury scallywags be doin’ a backflip! They be sayin’ the law don’t stop us from chattin’ with those scurvy dogs labeled as terrorists or other foul knaves. So, let’s hoist the sails and have a gab with the rogues!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the Treasury Department, a crew of landlubbers who be playin' tricks with words! In a twist more bewilderin' than a ship caught in a maelstrom, they be claimin' that the mighty U.S. sanctions be not stoppin' 'em from listenin' to scallywags from foreign shores—ye know, the ones who be labeled as terrorists or other ne'er-do-wells!Yarr, it seems these land-bound swabs have decided to unfurl the sails o' bureaucratic nonsense, decidin' that even the most villainous rogues can have their say. Aye, it be a fine day for the likes of us when the Treasury be sittin' down with the very brigands it be tryin’ to shackle! Perhaps they be hopin’ fer a parley over a flagon o' rum, askin' questions like, "What be your plans fer world domination, matey?"
So, in this grand nautical folly, we see a lesson for all ye sea dogs: the rules o' the land be as fickle as the tides. If ye be a foul fiend from afar, fret not! The Treasury be all ears, ready to lend an attentive ear to yer dastardly schemes. Aye, it’s a right merry time to be a rogue, so hoist the Jolly Roger and let the winds of chaos blow! Arrr!