Avast! Who be this scallywag Michael Waltz, Trump’s chosen matey for the security of the realm? Arrr!
2024-11-12
Arrr, me hearties! The ol' sea dog, a Green Beret turned congressman from the sunny shores of Florida, be squawkin’ like a parrot 'bout national security! Aye, he’s a hawkish Republican, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger at the slightest whiff of danger, or perhaps just for a good laugh!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag of a fella, a former Green Beret, who be struttin' his stuff in the halls of power like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. This here landlubber hails from the sunny shores of Florida, where he be known for his sharp tongue and a mind sharper than a cutlass!This crafty seafarer ain't just a one-eyed jack; he be a three-term congressman, aye! With a heart full of fire and a mind filled with schemes, he's taken to the seas of national security like a fish to water. He be the hawk among the pigeons, squawkin’ and screechin’ 'bout matters of war and peace like a captain rallyin’ his crew before settin’ sail!
With a penchant for battlin' any foe that dares cross the horizon, he doth brandish his opinions like a cutlass in a tavern brawl. So, beware ye who oppose him, for he be not one to back down from a fight, be it against foreign foes or landlubber politicians! Aye, this pirate of politics be makin’ waves, and we be watchin’ to see what tempest he’ll conjure up next!