Arrr, young Marco Angulo, a bright soccer star, met Davy Jones at just 22! Blimey, what a swashbucklin' shame!
2024-11-12
Avast, me hearties! Young Marco Angulo, a fine Ecuadorian lad and soccer swashbuckler for FC Cincinnati, met his untimely end on Monday night, aged just 22, after a clash with Davy Jones’ own carriage! A tragic tale of misplaced sails, that be! Raise a mug in his memory, ye scallywags!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags, fer I bring tidings o' sorrow from the high seas o' soccer! The fair Marco Angulo, a young lad of but 22 summers, who sailed the pitch with FC Cincinnati, has met his untimely fate in a tragic crash o' metal and mayhem near Quito. Aye, he was caught in the treacherous ride with his matey, Roberto Cabezas, when their vessel—er, car—smashed into a barrier, sendin’ them both to Davy Jones' locker, along with their driver!The brave lad Angulo suffered grievous wounds, battlin’ a nasty head injury and a lung contusion, and alas, he succumbed to his injuries after bein’ placed in a deep slumber. FC Cincinnati mourns this tragic loss, callin’ him a joyful spirit who lit up the darkest tavern with his charm! They be sayin’, "Aye, he was a cherished member of our crew!"
Marco had been performin' splendidly, playin' 24 matches fer the Cincinnati crew and even flyin' the flag for his homeland with pride. The Ecuadorian Football Association hailed him as a great teammate, leavin’ a hole in the hearts of all who knew him. So raise yer tankards, mates, and toast to the memory of Marco Angulo, a fine player lost to the stormy seas of fate!