The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

“Beware, mateys! A treacherous tide o' phony legal writs be brewin’—guard yer secrets or walk the plank!”

2024-11-12

Arrr, matey! Kurt “CyberGuy” Knutsson be spoutin’ tales o’ scallywags usin’ plundered parchments from the lawmen and lords to send demands to our fine U.S. ships! Aye, the digital sea be crawlin’ with ne’er-do-wells, demandin’ booty like it be a treasure map!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer the seas be infested with scallywags sendin' out phishin' emails to lure ye unsuspectin' souls! These rascals often use clumsy grammar and strange details, but beware! Even the most cunning pirate can slip past yer defenses with a phony email from a so-called "government" account. Aye, the FBI be reportin' a rise in such treachery, with nefarious knaves usin' hacked emails to send fake subpoenas to tech companies, seekin' to plunder personal data.

These dastardly tricksters even sell “high-quality” government emails on the dark web, claimin' to have access to confidential info from over 25 nations! They be teachin' classes on how to craft fake emergency requests, preyin' on the good-hearted tech companies that be too quick to respond to a “life-or-death” situation. But fear not! Ye can hoist the sails of caution by checkin' the sender’s email, usin' two-factor authentication, and stayin' savvy about the latest scams.

So, keep yer wits about ye, savvy? The digital seas be treacherous, but a smart pirate always checks twice before givin' away the bounty of their precious data! Arrr!

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