Arrr, the judge be dallyin’ like a barnacle on a ship’s hull, ponderin’ if Trump’s scallywag ways should be tossed!
2024-11-12
Arrr, mateys! A court swab delayed the judgment on Captain Trump’s treasure troubles, as his crew be plead’n to toss the case o’ silenced doubloons so he can sail the seas o' governance. The judge be sayin’, "Nay, we wait!" Aye, ’tis a right jolly mess!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas o' the court! On a fine Tuesday, a wise judge by the name of Juan M. Merchan, with a wig fancier than a sea captain's hat, decided to hoist the sails on a mighty decision concerning the President-elect, Donald Trump, and his treasure of hush money. Aye, his legal crew be makin' a bold plea to cast aside all charges, so that the Captain can hoist the Jolly Roger and lead the good ship America!The judge, with a twinkle in his eye, was set to announce a verdict on this tumultuous matter, based on a Supreme Court treasure map that spoke of presidential immunity. But lo and behold! He raised a flag of delay, sayin' he'd put the gavel down and wait before makin' any pronouncements. So, the courtroom be as restless as a ship in a storm, with Trump’s lawyers argue'n 'bout how their captain ought to be free to steer the nation’s ship of state, instead of gettin' tangled in the nets of past misdeeds!
So, stay tuned, ye scallywags, for the tide may turn, and the fate of this sea-farin’ leader hangs in the balance like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder! Yarrr!