Arrr, matey! The judge be draggin' his feet on decidin' the treasure map for Trump’s hush gold!
2024-11-12
Arrr, mateys! A New York sea dog of a judge be holdin’ off his decision on whether to toss the guilty verdicts against Captain Trump for his secret treasure in a week! The swabs in the district office be ponderin’ how his electoral victory be rockin' the boat! Ha!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I've got a tale from the land of New York, where a judge be holdin' court like a captain in a tavern brawl! Aye, just this past Tuesday, the honorable Judge Juan Merchan did delay his grand declaration, settin' sail on a week-long voyage o' contemplation regardin' the guilty verdicts against none other than the President-elect, Donald Trump. Shiver me timbers!The reason fer this postponement be as twisty as a ship’s rope, as the fine folk from the Manhattan District Attorney's Office be askin' the judge to ponder how this scallywag’s rise to power be affectin’ the case. Aye, nothing like a bit o' political wind to fill the sails of a court case, eh? So, instead of a swift judgment, the court be settin' its compass for late November, where sentencing might await like a chest o’ gold at the end of a perilous journey.
So, me hearties, keep yer spyglasses peeled as this drama unfolds on the high seas of justice—will the judge toss the verdicts overboard, or will he chart a course for punishment? Time be the only treasure that will tell!