Arrr! A New York judge be lettin' Trump sail away from court deadlines, savin' him from the hangman’s noose!
2024-11-12
Arrr, matey! The wise Judge Merchan be grantin' a pause on all them scallywag deadlines ‘fore our captain Trump sets sail for the White House. Aye, this clever move keeps him from walkin' the plank for four long years! Let the trial be postponed, says he!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a crafty captain, none other than the President-elect Donald Trump, who be sailin' through stormy seas of a trial in Manhattan’s treacherous waters. Judge Juan Merchan, the wise navigator of this here courtroom ship, has decided to grant a mighty favor—a stay on all the ticking clocks that be pointin' at Trump’s felony woes!This fine decision means the ol’ sea dog can dodge the fearsome cannons of a four-year prison sentence, at least fer now. Aye, the judge be grantin' a reprieve on all deadlines, includin' the ominous date of Nov. 26, when the crew was set to weigh anchor on the sentencing. But fret not, for the good judge be ponderin' how such a storm might affect our jolly captain as he prepares to take the helm of the good ship America!
So, raise a toast with yer tankards, me mates! For it seems that the winds be blowin' fair fer ol’ Trump, as he dances on the edge of legal peril, all while plannin' his grand voyage into the presidency. Aye, let the trials be postponed, and may the seas of fortune smile upon him!