Arrr, the grand treasure from Trump’s merry dance o' crew changes be: chaos be afoot on the high seas!
2024-11-12
Arrr, matey! Trump be sendin' a jolly warning to all ye landlubbers hopin' to join his crew: dissenters be walkin' the plank! With a flurry o' commands and midnight ramblings, he’s fillin' his ship with loyal mates. Stand tall or be cast adrift, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the scallywag, Donald Trump, hoisting his flag for a second voyage upon the high seas of the White House! Aye, it seems this ol' seadog be sendin' a message as clear as a bell: if ye fancy dissent, best ye walk the plank!In a whirlwind o' proclamations and late-night ramblings fit for the tavern, the Donald be lettin' all of Washington know that he be seekin' a crew o' loyal mates, ready to swab the decks and keep the ship steady. No room fer landlubbers or those with a mind to mutiny, I say!
Just the other day, he plucked three of his most stalwart shipmates from the barnacles of Congress to fill the most important roles aboard this grand vessel of governance. Aye, these be the trusty souls he aims to have at his side, ready to navigate the tempests that lie ahead on this treacherous journey.
So, ye Republicans and wayward sailors, take heed! If ye wish to hoist the sails with Trump on this second expedition, best ye keep yer dissentin' thoughts locked in yer treasure chest. Or else, prepare to face the wrath of a pirate captain scorned!