Arrr! Trump be recruitin' his mateys, pickin' only the loyal scallywags for his shipshape crew!
2024-11-12
Arrr matey! As he be lookin’ to toss Washington, D.C. on its head, President-elect Trump be callin' upon his trusty crew of loyal scallywags and MAGA mates to sail on in his second voyage o’ rule. Avast, the ship be mighty ready for a wild ride!
Ahoy, mateys! The infamous Captain Trump be makin' ready for another voyage into the treacherous waters of Washington, D.C.! This time, he be gatherin' a crew of loyal sea dogs and allies, castin' aside those scallywags who showed 'im disloyalty in the past!With his trusty mateys like the fierce lass Elise Stefanik as his ambassador to the high seas of the U.N., and the valiant Lee Zeldin takin' on the role of Environmental Protection Agency commander, the good captain be buildin' a crew fit for a pirate king! Aye, even Governor Kristi Noem from South Dakota be climbin' aboard as Homeland Security’s captain, alongside the infamous Stephen Miller, who knows a thing or two about keepin' the borders tight.
Now, let’s not forget the doughty Marco Rubio, who once challenged the captain but now sails under his flag as Secretary of State, and the fearsome Michael Waltz standin' guard as national security adviser! The captain be settin' sail with a crew of true believers in the MAGA mission, ready to plunder the riches of D.C. and leave behind those who turned their backs on 'im like cowards!
With a stronger mandate, the captain be chartin' a course for success, determined to keep his crew loyal and his enemies at bay. Arrr, let the political seas be rocked!