Arrr, the editor be eatin’ crow, callin’ those landlubber Trump fans “foul-foul fascists!” A storm brews in the ink!
2024-11-12
Arrr, the cap’n o’ Scientific American be eatin’ humble pie, sayin’ sorry fer callin’ those scallywags who backed Trump the "meanest, dumbest, most bigoted" crew on the seven seas! Methinks he be walkin’ the plank o’ regret! Har har, let the jests begin!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a lass named Laura Helmuth, the editor o' Scientific American, who found herself in a tempest o' trouble after settin' sail on a sea o' harsh words against those who cast their votes for the scallywag Trump. She called 'em the "meanest, dumbest, most bigoted" crew and even tossed out a few colorful curses, stirrin' up quite the ruckus among the landlubbers!After Trump sailed to victory over the Vice President, Helmuth's ship sailed into rough waters on the Bluesky seas, where she let loose her frustrations without a care. She lamented leavin' Indiana, claimin' it was a haven for the thick-headed, and expressed solidarity with all those who had to endure the celebrations of their not-so-bright mates.
But alas! The winds turned foul as the critics came a-callin’. Even the mighty Elon Musk joined in, likenin' her to a political pirate takin' over a scientific vessel. Realizin' her folly, Helmuth walked the plank of apologies, sayin’ her jests were but a rash expression of shock, not reflectin’ her true beliefs. Now she be committed to fair seas and civil chitchat, though the scandal’s waves still rock the boat!