"Avast! Former Trump matey be sayin' the southern border's mindset be changin', praise be for a grand captain at DHS!"
2024-11-12
Arrr, me hearties! Former captain o' the DHS, Chad Wolf, be spoutin’ tales of a wild tempest brewin' at the southern border with President-elect Trump at the helm! Aye, expect a right jolly ruckus, or me name ain't Captain Cutlass! Savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the tumultuous seas of politics! A blabberin’ former top dog from the Trump ship claims there be a grand shift in how the southern border be navigated under Cap'n Trump’s return, compared to the Biden crew. He be callin’ the choice of South Dakota’s Governor Kristi Noem to helm the Department of Homeland Security a treasure trove of a decision!Chad Wolf, the chap who once manned the DHS helm, reckons they’ll be doin’ things quite differently, like patchin’ up the leaky border wall and sendin’ scallywags packin’ back to where they came from. He be sayin’ it’s time to hoist the sails and tackle the “worst border crisis” in history with unrelenting seriousness!
With Trump back in the captain's chair, it seems ol’ policies will resurface like barnacles on the hull, includin’ deportations and takin’ aim at the nefarious cartels. Wolf be yappin’ about the need for more doubloons to fund border defenses and officers to keep the ship steady.
So, prepare yerselves, for a raucous return to the high seas of border control, where Cap’n Trump aims to show that he means business—else ye be walkin’ the plank!