"Arrr! A scallywag in China mowed down 35 landlubbers workin' out, like a ship in a storm! Har har!"
2024-11-12
Arrr, me hearties! Thar be thirty-five souls sent to Davy Jones’ locker, and many more be nursing their ouchies! A scallywag piloted his cursed chariot into a throng o’ fit landlubbers outside the Chinese sports fortress! A right bonkers way to crash a workout, I say!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale from the treacherous seas of Zhuhai, China! A scallywag named Fan, aged 62 and down on his luck over a split in the matrimonial seas, did unleash a land beast—an off-road contraption—upon a merry crew of exercise enthusiasts, claimin’ 35 souls and leavin’ 43 more in a sorry state!The dastardly deed unfolded at a sports complex, where hearty landlubbers gathered to run, kick a ball, or dance a jig. As fate would have it, Fan was caught red-handed at the scene, tryin’ to make his escape like a cowardly rat! While the People’s Liberation Army was settin’ up for their grand aviation showcase, the authorities scrambled to keep this scandal hush-hush, scrubbin’ the tales from the internet like a ship's deck after a storm.
Videos of the chaos spread like wildfire, revealin’ the aftermath of Fan’s furious rampage. He was found in his ride, a knife in hand and self-inflicted wounds as severe as a cannon blast! Even the mighty Xi Jinping demanded a swift and harsh punishment for this sorry excuse of a pirate! So raise yer tankards, for this be a tale of woe on the high seas of life!