Arrr, Trump be wantin' to dodge the Senate's eye, makin' his second term a wild treasure hunt!
2024-11-12
Arrr, the captain of the ship o' politics be summoning the scallywags o' the GOP to toss overboard their duty o' sniffin' out the barnacles on his crew's nominations! A jolly fine mutiny, I say! Aye, let the swabs run wild in the Senate's treasure chest!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I bring ye tidings of a most curious caper upon the high seas of politics! The once and future captain of the ship called presidency be spurring the Republican crew to toss aside their sacred duty, aye, the very duty of the Senate to scrutinize his chosen mates for the high positions aboard this grand vessel of state!’Tis a fine how-do-ye-do when the ol’ captain be suggestin’ that the Senate, instead of raisin’ their brows and checkin’ the maps of qualifications, should simply raise the Jolly Roger and let his picks sail through with nary a glance! Aye, it be like lettin’ a bunch of landlubbers vote on who should set the course for the treasure hunt, without so much as a taste of rum to fortify their spirits!
So here we be, in a world where the Senate be handin’ over the keys to the ship’s treasure chest, whilst the captain be grinnin’ like a cat who’s found the cream! With naught but a wry wink and a nod, he’s beckoning them to abandon their posts, claimin’ it be smooth sailin’ ahead! But beware, ye hearty souls, for a ship without proper oversight may find itself stranded on the rocky shores of folly!