Arrr, Coach Fran Brown be sayin’ after a defeat, “I be a scallywag who don’t merit a wash!”
2024-11-12
Arrr! Boston College bested Syracuse last week, and instead of splashin' in the briny deep after takin' a 37-31 thumpin’, Captain Fran Brown set his sights on fixin' blunders like a scallywag patchin’ a leaky ship! Yarr, 'tis a fine plan, matey!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! The Syracuse Orange be settin’ sail into Week 12 with a fair record of 6-3, though they be nursing a wound from last week’s clash with them rascally Boston College lads.Now, the captain of this ship, Coach Fran Brown, be takin’ losses harder than a scallywag caught in a storm! He swears he don’t deserve a scrubbin’ after a defeat, claimin’, “I ain’t even seen the soap until the mornin' light!” Aye, he just brushes his pearly whites and broods like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder!
When the Orange fall, ol’ Fran can’t find his slumber, wrestlin’ with thoughts of what went wrong all night long like a fish outta water. His dear wife be keepin’ her distance, lest she be subject to his stinky breath, as he refuses to wash off the shame!
Now, before hoistin' his flag at Syracuse, he served under the banners of Georgia, Temple, and others. With six victories, the Orange be bowl-bound, but they need just one more for a better season! As for their quarterback, Kyle McCord, he be throwin’ touchdowns like cannonballs but also some interceptions that be sinkin’ their ship.
On Saturday, they be facin’ the California Golden Bears, hopin’ to chart a course back to victory! Yarrr!